This child refuses to wear pants, wanting to only wear skirts or dresses.
This child likes to incorporate the words underwear, fart, or booty into any conversation.
This child managed to download the "Catholic One" app onto my phone and now I get the daily readings.
This child likes to listen to "Mix 33" on the radio and knows many of the lyrics. Unfortunately.
This child wants butter with bread for breakfast most mornings.
This child can fart and burp on command, thinks The Three Stooges are hysterical, and loves to say "It's ON like Donkey Kong!"
This child said she is thankful for "my daddy's big stinky feet" on her Thanksgiving leaf at preschool. (At that age her sisters were thankful for their parents, and stuffed animals, and God, and their grandmas, and sunshine)
This child's preschool director said "Jane is a really funny kid...like, waaay funnier than most."
This child's parents have been saying that for years.